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HUMORTRÅDEN
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Re: HUMORTRÅDEN
Nissan S14a -99 (f.d. VR6)
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- Polerat insug
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Re: HUMORTRÅDEN
En gentleman ringer till SAS och frågar:
"Jag skall flyga från Arlanda till London i morgon. Hur lång tid tar det?"
Växeltelefonisten : "Ett ögonblick..."
"Jaha, tack så mycket då."
Från flygunderhållet på Quantas Arlines:
Pilot reports (P): "Right outer tire almost worn out."
Service personnel replied (S): "Right outer tire almost exchanged."
P: "Dead bugs on windshield."
S: "Live bugs on back order."
P: "Mouse in cockpit."
S: "Cat installed."
P: "During take-off sound like an angry man was pounding his hammer against bulkhead."
S: "Took away hammer from angry man."
P: "Automatic Landing System (ALS) gives real hard landings"
S: "ALS not installed on this Aircraft"
P: "Something is loose, and rattles during take-off."
S: "Something has been fastened."
P: "Plane does not fly straight, it goes up and down as well as sideways during landings."
S: "Plane seriously told to fly at level and straight."
"Jag skall flyga från Arlanda till London i morgon. Hur lång tid tar det?"
Växeltelefonisten : "Ett ögonblick..."
"Jaha, tack så mycket då."
Från flygunderhållet på Quantas Arlines:
Pilot reports (P): "Right outer tire almost worn out."
Service personnel replied (S): "Right outer tire almost exchanged."
P: "Dead bugs on windshield."
S: "Live bugs on back order."
P: "Mouse in cockpit."
S: "Cat installed."
P: "During take-off sound like an angry man was pounding his hammer against bulkhead."
S: "Took away hammer from angry man."
P: "Automatic Landing System (ALS) gives real hard landings"
S: "ALS not installed on this Aircraft"
P: "Something is loose, and rattles during take-off."
S: "Something has been fastened."
P: "Plane does not fly straight, it goes up and down as well as sideways during landings."
S: "Plane seriously told to fly at level and straight."