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Re: HUMORTRÅDEN

Postat: sön 10 nov 2013, 14:42
av Roennis
hahaha!

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Re: HUMORTRÅDEN

Postat: sön 17 nov 2013, 00:17
av RobertSt
En gentleman ringer till SAS och frågar:
"Jag skall flyga från Arlanda till London i morgon. Hur lång tid tar det?"
Växeltelefonisten : "Ett ögonblick..."
"Jaha, tack så mycket då."

Från flygunderhållet på Quantas Arlines:

Pilot reports (P): "Right outer tire almost worn out."
Service personnel replied (S): "Right outer tire almost exchanged."

P: "Dead bugs on windshield."
S: "Live bugs on back order."

P: "Mouse in cockpit."
S: "Cat installed."

P: "During take-off sound like an angry man was pounding his hammer against bulkhead."
S: "Took away hammer from angry man."

P: "Automatic Landing System (ALS) gives real hard landings"
S: "ALS not installed on this Aircraft"

P: "Something is loose, and rattles during take-off."
S: "Something has been fastened."

P: "Plane does not fly straight, it goes up and down as well as sideways during landings."
S: "Plane seriously told to fly at level and straight."